The D.I.C.K. hall of fame
Many try.
Few succeed.
Dreams, like conkers, shatter in a heartbeat. But for the special few that triumph, the fame and glory can last all afternoon.
D.I.C.K. roll of honour
Outright D.I.C.K. glory and our prestigious trophy, only goes to the most supremely talented, or more likely, plain lucky players.
The Short D.I.C.K. trophy goes to the first person to be knocked out of the tournament each year.
Those players unwilling to abide by the rules risk taking home the Dastardly D.I.C.K. Award.
Our original trophy, the Ray Kelly cup was awarded permanently to Glen Whitehead in 2019 in recognition of his four outright wins. Following his third triumph in 2021, Pete Campion-Spall was permanently awarded the Jonathan Rallings cup, which has now been replaced by the Matteo Robinson Memorial Cup.
Year Winner Runner-up Third-place Short D.I.C.K. prize Dastardly D.I.C.K. prize
2022 Robert Baranowski Andy Mills Owen Lewis Jonathan Rallings Sarah Gardner
2021 Pete Campion-Spall Owen Lewis Ollie Hoy Kon Bishop Fuad Mosis
2020 (trad. format) Amy Hoy Jonathan Rallings Steve Hoy Steve Hoy Jonathan Rallings
2020 (bullet format) Alex Dunlop Stefan Butler Chris Jackson - -
2019 Brooke Lumicisi Matt Cottee Mark Sinclair Simon de Glanville James Macrae
2018 Glen Whitehead Steve Hoy James Macrae Marta Mills Mark Sinclair
2017 Vicki Jackson Alex Dunlop Joy Green Pete Campion-Spall Andrew Mills
2016 Vicki Jackson Sophie Johnson Chris Jackson Glen Whitehead Jonathan Rallings
2015 Glen Whitehead Andrew Mills Chris Jackson Sophie Johnson Steve Hoy
2014 Glen Whitehead Brooke Lumicisi Amy Hoy Vicki Jackson Ray Kelly
2013 Oliver Courtney Terrence Carnell Damien Dacey Sandra Ashton -
2012 Pete Campion-Spall Ray Kelly Stephanie Hough Kylie Clarke -
2011 Glen Whitehead Hayley Dunlop Andrew Mills - -
2010 James Easen Chris Jackson Pete Campion-Spall - -
2009 Ray Kelly Jonathan Rallings James Easen - -
2008 Steve Hoy Brooke Lumicisi Glen Whitehead - -
2007 Chris Jackson Pete Campion-Spall Matt Williams - -
2006 Veema Shah Chris Balmer Tim Flint - -
2005 Pete Campion-Spall Phil Crann N/A (match abandoned) - -
D.I.C.K. all-time rankings
Do you like these conkers? The numbers don’t lie and if they did they still wouldn’t win the dastardly D.I.C.K. award.
(Winner = 10 points; Runner-up = 8 points; 3rd = 6 points; 4th = 4 points; Quarter-final = 3 points; Last 16 = 2 points, Last 32 = 1 point)
Rank Name Nationality Played Score Best finish Average points Average finish
1 Whitehead, Glen Sussex 10 60 Winner (x4) 6 3rd
2 Lumicisi, Brooke Australia 16 59 Winner (x1) 3.7 4th
3 Jackson, Chris England 13 58 Winner (x1) 4.5 4th
4 Hoy, Amy England 19 56 Winner (x1) 2.9 QF
5 Hoy, Steve Sussex 19 56 Winner (x1) 2.9 QF
6 Mills, Andy England 14 53 Runner-up (x2) 3.8 4th
7 Rallings, Jonathan England 19 51 Runner-up (x2) 2.7 QF
8 Campion-Spall, Pete England 8 50 Winner (x3) 6.3 3rd
9 Jackson, Vicki England 10 39 Winner (x2) 3.9 4th
10 Kelly, Ray Northern Ireland 8 33 Winner (x1) 4.1 4th
11 Dunlop, Alex England 7 28 Winner (x1) 4 4th
12 Mills, Marta Poland 10 23 QF (x6) 2.3 Last 16
13 Lewis, Owen Wales 5 22 Runner-up (x1) 4.4 4th
14 Campion-Spall, Kat England 8 21 4th (x3) 2.6 QF
15 Easen, James England 4 19 Winner (x1) 4.8 SF
16 Crann, Phil England 6 19 Runner-up (x1) 3.2 QF
17 Johnson, Sophie England 6 17 Runner-up (x1) 2.8 QF
18 Pepler, James England 7 15 4th (x1) 2.1 Last 16
19 Johnson, Dan England 8 15 QF (x2) 1.9 Last 16
20 Macrae, James Guernsey 4 14 3rd (x1) 3.5 4th
21 Dunlop, Hayley England 3 13 Runner-up (x1) 4.3 4th
22 Harris, Holly England 7 13 QF (x1) 1.9 Last 16
23 Baranowski, Rob England 2 11 Winner (x1) 5.5 3rd
24 Sinclair, Mark England 4 11 3rd (x1) 2.8 QF
25 Courtney, Oliver England 1 10 Winner (x1) 10 Winner
26 Shah, Veema England 1 10 Winner (x1) 10 Winner
27 Balmer, Chris England 2 10 Runner-up (x1) 5 SF
28 Reece, Jim England 4 10 SF (x1) 2.5 QF
29 Dacey, Damien England 2 9 3rd (x1) 4.5 SF
30 Green, Joy Kenya 2 9 3rd (x1) 4.5 SF
31 Clarke, James Sussex 3 9 4th (x1) 3 QF
32 Mills, Alex England 3 9 QF (x3) 3 QF
33 Howden, Jake England 4 9 QF (x2) 2.3 Last 16
34 Butler, Suzanne England 6 9 Last 16 (x3) 1.5 Last 16
35 Butler, Stefan England 1 8 Runner-up (x1) 8 Runner-up
36 Carnell, Terrence Australia 1 8 Runner-up (x1) 8 Runner-up
37 Cottee, Mattt England 1 8 Runner-up (x1) 8 Runner-up
38 Beamond-Pepler, Eleanor England 2 8 4th (x2) 4 4th
39 Hough, Stephanie Australia 2 8 3rd (x1) 4 4th
40 Hoy, Ollie Dulwich 3 8 3rd (x1) 2.7 QF
41 Bartlett, Tim England 3 7 QF (x1) 2.3 Last 16
42 de Glanville, Simon England 3 7 QF (x1) 2.3 Last 16
43 Kohon, Sebastian Various 4 7 QF (x1) 1.8 Last 16
44 Yip, Yan Australia 4 7 Last 16 (x3) 1.8 Last 16
45 Flint, Tim England 1 6 3rd (x1) 6 3rd
46 Williams, Matt Wales 1 6 3rd (x1) 6 3rd
47 Gardner, Sarah England 2 5 QF (x1) 2.5 QF
48 O'Neil, Tommy England 2 5 QF (x1) 2.5 QF
49 Reece, Hayley England 2 5 QF (x1) 2.5 QF
50 Daniel, Andrew Wales 3 5 Last 16 (x2) 1.7 Last 16
51 Hoy, Fred Dulwich 3 5 Last 16 (x2) 1.7 Last 16
52 Mosis, Fuad England 3 5 Last 16 (x2) 1.7 Last 16
53 Heyworth, Rick England 1 4 4th (x1) 4 4th
54 Rowlands, Bettina Germany 1 4 4th (x1) 4 4th
55 Ryan, Paul England 1 4 4th (x1) 4 4th
56 Baranowski-Bishop, Toby England 2 4 QF (x1) 2 Last 16
57 Andrew, Graham England 1 3 QF (x1) 3 QF
58 Arscott, John England 1 3 QF (x1) 3 QF
59 Hamilton, Laura England 1 3 QF (x1) 3 QF
60 Lockyer, Eloise England 1 3 QF (x1) 3 QF
61 McKenzie, Katie Australia 1 3 QF (x1) 3 QF
62 Mills, Becky Sussex 1 3 QF (x1) 3 QF
63 Wilkinson, Vanessa England 1 3 QF (x1) 3 QF
64 Bishop, Kon England 2 3 Last 16 (x1) 1.5 Last 16
65 Jordan, Ella England 2 3 Last 16 (x1) 1.5 Last 16
66 Kohon, Chiara Italy 2 3 Last 16 (x1) 1.5 Last 16
67 Boyce, Terry Sussex 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
68 Dacey, Lucy England 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
69 de Glanville, Sol England 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
70 Evans, Zac England 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
71 Fielder, Jez Sussex 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
72 Gardner, Margaret England 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
73 Gavigan, Stanley England 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
74 Hurrell, Ady England 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
75 Jazwinska, Ada Poland 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
76 Kohon, Matteo England/Italy 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
77 Martin, Damian Sussex 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
78 Moore, Duncan England 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
79 Morgan, Catherine Wales 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
80 Robertson, Mark England 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
81 Rowlands, Daniel Scotland 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
82 Sheilds, Gillian Canada 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
83 Shields, Aaron Canada 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
84 Whitehead, Ella-Kate England 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
85 Harper, Caro England 1 2 Last 16 (x1) 2 Last 16
86 Ashton, Jacob England 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
87 Ashton, James England 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
88 Ashton, Sandy England 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
89 Brockie, Andy England 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
90 Campion-Spall, Astrid England 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
91 Clark, Kylie Australia 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
92 Crann, Angela England 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
93 Doyle, Alan England 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
94 Gomez, Dali Colombia 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
95 Gundry, Russell England 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
96 Kelly, Talya England 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
97 Little, Dave England 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
98 Mills, Lila England 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
99 Robertson, Havana England 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
100 Ultsch, John USA 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32
101 Walters, James England 1 1 Last 32 (x1) 1 Last 32