Hall of fame

The D.I.C.K. hall of fame

Many try.

Few succeed.

Dreams, like conkers, shatter in a heartbeat. But for the special few that triumph, the fame and glory can last all afternoon.

Our trophies

D.I.C.K. roll of honour

Outright D.I.C.K. glory and with it, the J. Rallings cup, only goes to the most supremely talented, or more likely, plain lucky players. 

The Short D.I.C.K. trophy goes to the first person to be knocked out of the tournament each year.

Those players unwilling to abide by the rules risk taking home the Dastardly D.I.C.K. Award.

Our original trophy, the R. Kelly cup was awarded permanently to Glen Whitehead in 2019 in recognition of his four outright wins.

Tournament yearWinnerRunner-upThird-placeShort D.I.C.K. prizeDastardly D.I.C.K. prize
2020 (trad. format)Amy HoyJonathan RallingsSteve HoySteve HoyJonathan Rallings
2020 (bullet format)Alex DunlopStefan ButlerChris Jackson--
2019Brooke LumicisiMatt CotteeMark SinclairSimon de GlanvilleJames Macrae
2018Glen WhiteheadSteve HoyJames MacraeMarta MillsMark Sinclair
2017Vicki JacksonAlex DunlopJoy GreenPete Campion-SpallAndrew Mills
2016Vicki JacksonSophie JohnsonChris JacksonGlen WhiteheadJonathan Rallings
2015Glen WhiteheadAndrew MillsChris JacksonSophie JohnsonSteve Hoy
2014Glen WhiteheadBrooke LumicisiAmy HoyVicki JacksonRay Kelly
2013Oliver CourtneyTerrence CarnellDamien DaceySandra Ashton-
2012Pete Campion-SpallRay KellyStephanie HoughKylie Clarke-
2011Glen WhiteheadHayley DunlopAndrew Mills--
2010James EasenChris JacksonPete Campion-Spall--
2009Ray KellyJonathan RallingsJames Easen--
2008Steve HoyBrooke LumicisiGlen Whitehead--
2007Chris JacksonPete Campion-SpallMatt Williams--
2006Veema ShahChris BalmerTim Flint--
2005Pete Campion-SpallPhil CrannN/A (match abandoned)--

D.I.C.K. all-time rankings

Do you like these conkers? The numbers don’t lie and if they did they still wouldn’t win the dastardly D.I.C.K. award.

The R. Kelly Cup

(Winner = 10 points; Runner-up = 8 points; 3rd = 6 points; 4th = 4 points; Quarter-final = 3 points; Last 16 = 2 points, Last 32 = 1 point)

RankNameNationalityPlayedScoreBest finishAverage pointsAverage finish
1Whitehead, GlenSussex1060Winner (x4)6.03rd
2Jackson, ChrisEngland1358Winner (x1)4.54th
3Lumicisi, BrookeAustralia1454Winner (x1)3.94th
4Hoy, AmyEngland1753Winner (x1)3.1QF
5Hoy, SteveSussex1751Winner (x1)3.0QF
6Rallings, JonathanEngland1748Runner-up (x2)2.8QF
7Mills, AndyEngland1244Runner-up (x1)3.74th
8Campion-Spall, PeteEngland740Winner (x2)5.73rd
9Jackson, VickiEngland1039Winner (x2)3.94th
10Kelly, RayNorthern Ireland833Winner (x1)4.14th
11Dunlop, AlexEngland728Winner (x1)4.04th
12Mills, MartaPoland920QF (x5)2.2Last 16
13Easen, JamesEngland419Winner (x1)4.8SF
14Crann, PhilEngland619Runner-up (x1)3.2QF
15Campion-Spall, KatEngland7174th (x2)2.4Last 16
16Pepler, JamesEngland7154th (x1)2.1Last 16
17Macrae, JamesEngland4143rd (x1)3.54th
18Johnson, SophieEngland514Runner-up (x1)2.8QF
19Dunlop, HayleyEngland313Runner-up (x1)4.34th
20Harris, HollyEngland713QF (x1)1.9Last 16
21Johnson, DanEngland611QF (x2)1.8Last 16
22Courtney, OliverEngland110Winner (x1)10.0Winner
23Shah, VeemaEngland110Winner (x1)10.0Winner
24Balmer, ChrisEngland210Runner-up (x1)5.0SF
25Sinclair, MarkEngland3103rd (x1)3.3QF
26Reece, JimEngland410SF (x1)2.5QF
27Dacey, DamienEngland293rd (x1)4.5SF
28Green, JoyKenya293rd (x1)4.5SF
29Clarke, JamesSussex394th (x1)3.0QF
30Butler, SuzanneEngland69Last 16 (x3)1.5Last 16
31Butler, StefanEngland18Runner-up (x1)8.0Runner-up
32Carnell, TerrenceAustralia18Runner-up (x1)8.0Runner-up
33Cottee, MatttEngland18Runner-up (x1)8.0Runner-up
34Beamond-Pepler, EleanorEngland284th (x2)4.04th
35Hough, StephanieAustralia283rd (x1)4.04th
36Lewis, OwenWales38QF (x2)2.7QF
37Bartlett, TimEngland37QF (x1)2.3Last 16
38de Glanville, SimonEngland37QF (x1)2.3Last 16
39Yip, YanAustralia47Last 16 (x3)1.8Last 16
40Flint, TimEngland163rd (x1)6.03rd
41Williams, MattWales163rd (x1)6.03rd
42Howden, JakeEngland36QF (x1)2.0Last 16
43O'Neil, TommyEngland25QF (x1)2.5QF
44Reece, HayleyEngland25QF (x1)2.5QF
45Daniel, AndrewWales35Last 16 (x2)1.7Last 16
46Heyworth, RickEngland144th (x1)4.04th
47Rowlands, BettinaGermany144th (x1)4.04th
48Ryan, PaulEngland144th (x1)4.04th
49Kohon, SebastianUnclear24QF (x1)2.0Last 16
50Andrew, GrahamEngland13QF (x1)3.0QF
51Arscott, JohnEngland13QF (x1)3.0QF
52Gardner, SarahEngland13QF (x1)3.0QF
53Hamilton, LauraEngland13QF (x1)3.0QF
54Lockyer, EloiseEngland13QF (x1)3.0QF
55McKenzie, KatieAustralia13QF (x1)3.0QF
56Mills, AlexEngland13QF (x1)3.0QF
57Wilkinson, VanessaEngland13QF (x1)3.0QF
58Jordan, EllaEngland23Last 16 (x1)1.5Last 16
59Mosis, FuadEngland23Last 16 (x1)1.5Last 16
60Boyce, TerrySussex12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
61Dacey, LucyEngland12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
62de Glanville, SolEngland12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
63Evans, ZacEngland12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
64Fielder, JezSussex12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
65Hurrell, AdyEngland12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
66Jazwinska, AdaPoland12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
67Martin, DamianSussex12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
68Moore, DuncanEngland12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
69Morgan, CatherineWales12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
70Robertson, MarkEngland12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
71Rowlands, DanielScotland12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
72Sheilds, GillianCanada12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
73Shields, AaronCanada12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
74Whitehead, Ella-KateEngland12Last 16 (x1)2.0Last 16
75Ashton, JacobEngland11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
76Ashton, JamesEngland11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
77Ashton, SandyEngland11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
78Brockie, AndyEngland11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
79Clark, KylieAustralia11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
80Crann, AngelaEngland11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
81Doyle, AlanEngland11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
82Gomez, DaliColombia11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
83Hoy, FredDulwich11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
84Hoy, OllieDulwich11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
85Kelly, TalyaEngland11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
86Kohon, ChiaraItaly11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
87Little, DaveEngland11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
88Robertson, HavanaEngland11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
89Russell GundryEngland11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
90Ultsch, JohnUSA11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32
91Walters, JamesEngland11Last 32 (x1)1.0Last 32